Most of you already know about my trouble with facial hair. I previously wrote about it in regards to my beard. I grew it out again out of laziness, but tonight I decided to make a change.
I am going to Cleveland for the weekend with friends, so I thought it would be an excellent time to sport a moustache. The problem is my moustache area is really, really blonde.
That’s where a purchase of Just For Men comes in. I bought a pack in Dark Brown for $8 and dyed my moustache. I was a bit concerned about it since it’s meant for people with gray hair, not blonde hair.

So, what do you think? I’m sure I’ll keep it for laughs this weekend, but should I stick with it? Go to work on Monday with this Magnum PI?





You look amazing. Keep that bad boy and take good care of it. I am sure you will be in a Beastie Boys video in no time!
Dude, you look like a child molestor. Are you taking the CMV to Ohio?
Eeeeeeeew, pornstache!!
pornstache = lols and rolfs
I think I look like a cop.
you need big sun glasses now.
It looks like you caught the mother of all centipedes and glues it to your face.
this is just too much! you’ll fit right in with the crew at work
Nice Stache! Almost Tom Selleck Three Men and a Baby Style!
HAHAHAHAHAHA- I love it! I hope you brought your stache to work today!
Lumley, you think you look like a cop? Maybe a mall cop . . .